First the big stupid blue place came up with the disgraceful idea of making “design” affordable for the many people…and now those blue and yellow idiots at IKEA are telling the same people to “work less” WORK LESS? WORK LESS? Have they gone mad, totally mad? If common people work less how do these lunatics at IKEA expect people like me to survive? If my servants leave at three o’clock who will prepare my daily Beluga caviar sandwich at five? Serve me my six o’clock champagne? Or keep my flown in dinner from Paris warm?...Do IKEA really want a genius like me to starve to death? Don’t they realize that this country and world needs people like me? No! This only underlines what I have always said that THE STUPID BLUE PLACE IS STUPID!!!! STUPID!!!! STUPID!!!! As a protest and to preserve my genius forever, I have decided to freeze my divine body at a secret clinic in Switzerland until the day people in Great Britain finally realize that IKEA was wrong and that I was right. I’ll be back, oh yes Van den Puup will be back. Farewell cruel earth. We may meet again when the world is ready for my talent. You can witness the new IKEA madness here: www.lifeoutsidework.co.uk